Right. So you’ve all seen ‘Look who’s talking” … right? The keen among you may have even seen the sequel. So why, in 2014, are we still not being understood by you – the ones who spend most of the time with us? It boggles the mind … seriously. That’s why I’ve* taken it upon myself to be the ambassador for babies everywhere and explain, once and for all, the things we like (cuddles, milk, sleep, cuddles) and the things we really don’t like so much (dummies, changing our nappies and singing – unless you’re Beyonce – Blue Ivy, we envy you.)
On behalf of babies everywhere, I am reclaiming our right to be understood. Ignore me at your peril/my wail.
*(inspired by but not limited to the writer’s baby)